Sinister Desktop Affirmations for Women

Some women start their day with sun salutations and a gratitude journal. Others prefer a slow blink, a black wardrobe, and muttering curses (lovingly) under their breath. This deck is for the latter. Filled with wickedly funny affirmations in rose gold script, it offers a daily dose of shadowy sass for those who’d rather grow hemlock than roses—and find empowerment in embracing their deliciously dark side.

• Affirmations include lines like:
• “I was not born to work, retire, and die. I was born to brood, wear a lot of black, and eventually become a feared poltergeist.”
• “It’s okay to take a break. It’s okay if you need to rest. Cthulhu has been in a death-like slumber for eons and he’s still a legendary cosmic horror. Take that nap if you need it—your cult can wait!”
• Includes 52 affirmation cards and a black wooden display stand.
• Made in China.